.....from the Cat Files.....


GENIE Gets Even!!

After insulting the female genie from the magic bottle, Carlos wishes..

"To wake up with 3 women in my bed."

She says, "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle.

Next morning, Carlos wakes up with....

Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton.....BUT...

His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.