The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.

"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer park.

A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine.

I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit. Each afternoon she would take a hot dog from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she'd sit on it and have a ball. She nearly drove me crazy.

So I got a bright idea.

One day I got under her trailer and when she slid the hot dog in the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole.

She sat down on it and everything was going just great until there was a knock at the door."

"And then?" said the doctor.

"Aw hell," the patient explained,

That's when she tried to kick it under the stove."