They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally the subject turns to sex.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Melody".

"Pretty much the way you do", responded the Martians.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

Melody and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.

He's only got a teeny, weeny member - maybe about a half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

I don't think this is going to work", says Melody.

"Why?" he asks, What's the matter?"

"Well, its' just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem", he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with the palm of his hand.

With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still pretty narrow"

"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.

With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

"WoW!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways.

As they walk along, Mike asks Melody.."Well, was it any good?"

Melody replies.."I hate to say it, but it was pretty wonderful... How about you?"...

"It was OK", he replies, "but a little weird.

The whole time she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."