In the Honeymoon bed, Maureen lays down the law: 'Now that we are wed, I have one rule.

If you are ever unfaithful to me I'll chop your bits off!!'

Years pass peacefully, until one day Maureen returns home to find Shaugn in bed with another woman.

True to her word, she runs out to the garden and returns with a set of garden sheers and exacts her revenge.

Still gripping the severed giblets, she leaps into her car and flees.

She speeds through the village, swerving from left to right in her rage.

This attracts the attention of two local coppers - Bill and Bob who take off in pursuit.

Seeing them in her rear view mirror, Maureen panics, winds down the window and hurls out the evidence, which thumps with a bloody splat! on Bob and Bill's windscreen.

"Mother of God" swears Bill,

......."Did you see the size of the dick on that fly".