He was so nervous and disoriented, he pulled up to the emergency room and rear-ended an ambulance!

Though a very minor bump, he actually passed out from the stress!

Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother (a relentless world-class practical joker) sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.

But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and both you and your wife were unconscious so I named them for you."

The husband's heart jumped up into to his throat, thinking, "Oh no, what has he done now?" He nervously asked his brother, "W-w-well, what did you name them?"

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

"Really?!? Oh! Well, that's a very pretty name!" the husband said, his relief showing as he sat up.

"And what did you name my son?"

"Denephew."