"Where's the rake?"

She can't hear him, so he points to his eye [I], points to his knee [need] and then makes raking motions.

"What?" she yells.

So he goes through the whole routine again.

She nods like she gets it and then points to her eye, squeezes her left breast, slaps her ass and then rubs her crotch.

Her husband is somewhat confused, but totally aroused, so he quickly goes in the house, up the stairs, and into the bathroom.

"What did you say?"

She says, "I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush."