1. Creative Suffering

2. Overcoming Peace of Mind

3. Dealing with post self-realization Depression

4. Guilt without Sex

5. The Primal Shrug

6. Ego Gratification through Violence

7. Molding Your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear

8. You and Your Birthmark

9. Whine Your Way to Alienation

10. How to Ovecome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation

BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION DIVISION

1. Money Can Make You Rich

2. Talking Good: How You Can Improve Speech and Get a Better Job

3. "I Made $100 in Real Estate"

4. Packaging and Selling Your Child (Parents' Guide to the Slave market)

5. Career Opportunities in Iran (Fortunes in Home-Brew Distributorships)

6. How to Profit From Your Own Body

7. Underachievers Guide to Very Small Business Deals

8. Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers

9. Tax Shelters for the Indigent

10. Looter's Guide to American Cities.

11. "Ripping Off Medicare 201" (must be clinic/hospital certified)

12. Getting Ahead Using Your Breasts

FINE ARTS DIVISION

1. Self Actualization through Macrame

2. Needlecraft for Junkies

3. Cuticle Craft

4. Memorable Gifts for the Senile

5. How to Bonsai Your Pet

6. Creative Writing With Sticks

7. Body Painting for the Elderly

8. Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule

9. Belly Dancing for the Obese

10. Nude Sketching (Clothing to class a requirement, though)

HEALTH & FITNESS DIVISION

1. Creative Tooth Decay

2. Exorcism and Acne

3. 100 Ways to Walk Your Dog

4. The Joys of Hypochondria

5. High Fiber Sex

6. Suicide and Your Health

7. Biofeedback and How to Stop

8. Skate Your Way to Regularity

9. Understanding Nudity

10. Optional Body Functions

11. Coping With Home Invasion (.44 Magnum required)

HOME ECONOMICS DIVISION

1. How to Convert Your Family Room Into a Garage

2. Cultivate Viruses in Your Refrigerator

3. Oriental Cooking: 100 Ways to Wok Your Dog

4. Burglarproof Your home With Concrete

5. Basic Kitchen Taxidermy

6. Sinus Drainage at Home

7. 101 OTHER Uses for Your Vacuumn Cleaner

8. Repair and Maintainance of Your Virginity

9. What to Do With Your Conversation Pit

10. How to Convert a Wheelchair Into a Dunebuggy

11. Using Your Roof For Community Sex

12. The Penis And Other Lock Picking Devices

SCIENCE AND MEDICINE DIVISION

1. Improved Bowel Movement Using Blow Torch Methods

2. Home Heart/Kidney Transplants Made Easy

3. Genetics: Determing Your Parents Using DNA

4. Neighbor Elimination By Laser (must be NASA Approved)

5. Eye Ball Removal For The Hearing Impaired

6. Passing Gas Musically (Harmonica Insertion 101 Required)

7. How to Repair Your Kreb's Cycle

8. Half-Acid Solutions for Basic Problems

9. Artistic Arson With Phlogiston