.....from the Cat Files.....

Top Nine Signs The Company You Work For Is Going Under
9. They start paying everyone in sea shells.
8. Dairy Queen is threatening a hostile takeover.
7. When you say, "See you tomorrow," the watchman laughs uncontrollably.
6. The boss walks by your desk and says, "Hey, Hey! Easy on the staples!"
5. The initials of your company are "IBM"
4. Conference room has been turned into chinchilla farm.
3. Conversations at the water cooler are mainly with yourself.
2. Your boss casually asks you if you know anything about starting fires.
1. You get a lot of memos in Japanese.