The waitress said: "What would you like, Sir?"

He replied: "A quickie."

She responded: "What did you say?"

He replied: "I said I want a quickie."

She punched him so hard he fell to the floor with a crash.

The man on the next stool leaned over and said: "Buddy, that word is pronounced 'Quiche.'"

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

Next day - the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps, too.

The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.

At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife.

"Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch!"