A motorist stops, and asks, "Are you a lawyer?" He tells him that he is not.

The motorist drives off.

A second motorist stops and asks, "Are you a lawyer?" He again replies that he is not.

The motorist drives off.

A third motorist, this time a striking, voluptuous blonde, stops, and asks, "Are you a lawyer?"

The hitchhiker says that he is.

The girl tells him to get in, and off they go.

After a few minutes of admiring the driver, the hitchhiker exclaims, "This is really something.

I've only been a lawyer for five minutes, and already I'm thinking about screwing somebody!"