The attorney asked "May I help you ?"

The farmer said "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's".

The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't gave a Case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge that's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."

The attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

The attorney then said, "Well is she a nagger or anything?"

The farmer said, "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this dayvorce!"