The Tallahassee Bugle

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MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS

The Anchorage Alaska Times

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GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"]

The New Haven Connecticut Register

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THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON

The Arkansas Plainsman

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CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS

Bangor Maine News

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STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION

The Washington Times

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CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL

The Bosnia Bugle

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LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW

Newsday

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ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX

San Antonio Rose

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PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE

Chicago Daily News

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TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS

The Miami Herald

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MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING

The New Haven Connecticut Register

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GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS

The Tallahassee Democrat

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WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN?

ABSOLUTELY!

The Houston Chronicle