.....from the Cat Files.....

Looking GREAT!!!
"I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist, when early one morning his office called. They had to reschedule me and could I come in that morning at 9:30 AM. This was around 8:45 and I'd just gotten everyone off to work and school, but I agreed.
The trip to his office is normally around 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do I'm sure, I try to take a little extra effort over hygiene before such visits. But this time I obviously wouldn't have time for the full effort.
I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a quick wash in "that area".
I was in the waiting room for only a few moments when he called me in. Knowing the procedure as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, and then looked at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My... we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we," but I didn't respond.
The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
Around 8:30 that evening, my teen age daughter who was fixing to go to a school dance called down from upstairs,
"Mum, where's my washcloth?"
I called up for her to get another one from the linen cabinet.
She called back, "No... I need the one that was here by the sink...
........it had all my glitter and sparkles in it."