As honest a golfer as he normally was, he picked up the ball and laid it next to the flowerbed to avoid destroying the beautiful buttercups.

A fairy comes down and says "thank you for not disturbing my buttercups.

For that I shall make sure that you always have a full supply of butter".

"Thank you," the golfer replied, "but where were you last week when I hit the ball into the pussywillows?"