"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Florida football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Florida. That guy in the corner was Florida's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Florida.

Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"

"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."