All of a sudden a pig darted out in front of the limo and was instantly killed.

Mr. Starr felt really terrible and instructed his driver to head up to the closest farm house, find out if they owned the pig and offer to pay for damages.

They soon arrived at the front of the farm house and the chauffeur went to the front door. He was escorted inside by the farmer and was gone for over 2 hours.

When he reappeared his clothes were in disarray, he was carrying a brown paper bag, and had the biggest smile on his face that Judge Starr had ever seen.

Independent Counsel Starr demanded to know where the chauffeur had been and what had taken him so long.

The chauffeur reported that he had gone to the door, just as instructed, and had told the farmer and his wife what had happened. They invited him in, prepared a fine steak with all the fixins' for him. Then they took him upstairs to meet their 24 year old daughter who was a finalist in the Miss America Pageant. They left him with the daughter for them to "get to know one another better" for an hour.

When he came back downstairs the farmer's wife had baked chocolate chip cookies and had given him the brown bag full of fresh hot cookies, then they sent him on his way.

"Wow!" exclaimed Ken. "What did you tell them?"

"Well..." replied the chauffeur, sheepishly. "I just told them the truth, that I was Ken Starr's chauffeur and I had just killed the pig."