.....from the Cat Files.....


Blonde Jokes

Q: How did the blonde finally pass her driving test?

A: She took the examiner with her.


Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory?

A: She kept on throwing away all the W's.


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?

A: About 2 cans of hair spray.


Q: What's black, blue, red and brown and lies in a gutter?

A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.


Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

A: To see what's on the other side.


Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!