.....from the Cat Files.....

A Few Quickies
1- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
2- A man's house is his hassle.
3- Age isn't important unless you're cheese.
4- Cole's law- thinly sliced cabbage.
5- Courage is fear that said its prayers.
6- Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
7- Do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or illegal!
8- Does your back go out more than you do?
9- Eat yogurt and get culture.
10-Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
11-Happiness is wanting what you have.
12-If your feet smell and your nose runs, you were built upside down.
13-Lawyers work in their briefs
14-If you see an onion ring---answer it.
15-Talk is cheap unless you hire a lawyer.
16-The cost of feathers is higher, that makes down up.
17-When you get what you want you don't want it as much.
18-An optimist laughs to forget..A pessimist forgets to laugh.