.....from the Cat Files.....

THE OFFICIAL BLONDES SEX QUIZ.
Answer TRUE or FALSE to each question.
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in Colorado.
2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryon, Texas.
8. Fetus is a charactor in "Gunsmoke".
9. An unbilical chord is part of a parachute.
10. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry.
11. A lesbian is a person from the middle east.
12. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.
13. Genitals are people of non-jewish origins.
14. Douche is the Italian word for twelve.
15. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
16. Scrotum is a small moon orbiting Uranus.
17. Climax is a weather balloon.
18. Condom is a small apartment complex.
19. Homo is pasturized milk from Nebraska.
20. Menopause is a button on the VHS remote control.