Bud grabbed the dog and headed for the Vet.

The Vet examined the dog and exclaimed, "this dog is dead!".

Bud said,"Your crazy! That dog is only two years old and has always been healthy"

The Vet said, "Well, I'll try again".

After looking over the dog for the second time he confirmed his diagnoses.

"The dog is dead."

Bud couldn't accept this, so the Vet said he could try *one* other thing.

He went to the back room and came back with a cat.

He laid the cat on the dog and the cat started biting and scratching the dog... jumping from one end of the dog to the other.

No response!

The Vet said, "that dog is dead."

Finally, Bud said "I guess your right,...how much do I owe you?".

The Vet said,"$325.00."

"Why so much?", asked Bud.

The Vet said,"$25.00 for the Exam..... and $300 for the Cat scan."