A: Lipstick!

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little influence in society.

Did you hear the one about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Cholesterol? Nah. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

Happiness is a chain fed weapon.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy friends for her?

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.

Health is merely the slowest rate at which you can die.