Desperate for a shit, he skips into the bar and cheerfully asks the barman directions for the loo.

A dozen sweaty sheep shearers suddenly stop talking and sneer at him.

"You mean the dunny? - out back, mate", says the barman.

So hopping through the back door goes the backpacker, only to find a huge pile of shit, 20 ft high, with a ladder leading to the top.

Amazed, he pops his head back through the door, only to see the dozen sheep shearers nod to confirm his worst fears.

So as it's nearly turtle's head time, he holds his breath and climbs to the top of the shit.

Just as he's about to do the business, he looks up and sees an even bigger pile of shit, with a longer ladder, and an Australian bloke sitting on the top, having a shit and swaying in the breeze.

"Hey, fuckwit!" He shouts down, "you're in the fucking ladies!"