Joe asked her where she got it.

She replied, " I got it playing bingo".

On another day she came home wearing a diamond bracelet and he wanted to know where she got it.

Once again she said, " I got it playing bingo".

That evening he was in the bathroom and his wife called in to him to draw her a bath.

When she went in to the bathroom to take her bath she saw that he had drawn only about a half inch of water in the tub.

She asked," How come you only drew a little bit of water?"

"Well" he said, I didn't think you wanted to get your bingo card wet".