After catching up with all the latest news, Becky says to Bessy: Say, Bessie, don't you ever get the urge for....you know what?

What do you do about it?

Bessie answers: When I really get a bad urge I just suck on a Life Saver.

Oh, Bessie, that's easy for you to do, you live near the beach.

He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family.

A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?

"The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with:

"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

During all those years they never had a vacation or went any place just for fun. As a matter of fact, every time Rosa wanted something new she had to beg and plead with Abe and justify what she wanted.

Needless to say, Abe was very thrifty.

One day Abe died and true to his wish, she had him cremated.

After her period of mourning, Rosa went shopping.

She bought a new dress.

She even bought tickets for a cruise that she had always wanted to take.

She came home, took out the urn holding Abe's ashes, took off the top, and dumped it upside down on the table.

Opening the package besides her, she started to talk to Abe.

She said "Abie, remember that blue dress in Macys that I wanted so bad but you said it was too expensive? Well look Abie, I bought it and it looks wonderful on me.

And remember that cruise that I begged you to take me on? Look Abie here is my ticket. I'm leaving on Saturday and I am so excited.

And Abie, there's one more thing.

Remember that blow job that you always wanted?....well.......

"Poooof".