So he goes motoring up Broadway, and parks at his friends apartment.

He was so excited that he forgot to look when he opened the door.

Just then, a taxi comes screaming up and neatly removes the door from the car, along with the guy`s left arm.

The guy jumps out of his car and starts screaming, "My BMW, my BMW!"

The taxi driver comes running up, and says, "Listen, you`re in shock, your arm was taken off and you`re losing a lot of blood."

The yuppie just notices that his arm was ripped off and starts to yell, "My Rolex, my Rolex!!"