.....from the Cat Files.....


Difference in Men & Women

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and screams back, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner,

......and runs into a pig in the middle of the road.