-Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

-How come abbreviated is such a long word?

-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

-Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

-Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers?

-Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

-Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

-Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?

-Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

-The light went out, but where to?

-Why do banks charge you a "non sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

-Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

-Why is the alphabet in that order?

-If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

-If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

-What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

-If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

-Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

-When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

-Do fish get cramps after eating?

-Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

-Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

-Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

-If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

-When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

-Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?

-Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

-How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

-If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

-Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

-Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

-Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

-Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

-Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

-Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

-What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

-Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

-Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

-Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

-I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

-If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

-Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?

-Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

-Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

-War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.