female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.

male: Food, sex and beer.

female: Any part under a car's hood.

male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.

female: A woman who makes love to other women.

male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.

male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

male: Playing ball without a cup.

female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."

male: The organ of mooning.

female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.

male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding.

female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.

male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.