.....from the Cat Files.....


*Bad Date*

Guy takes this girl on a blind date.

They go to the carnival.

They rode the rides, ate cotton candy, popcorn, saw the sideshow etc.

Finally, the guy asks what she wants to do next.

"I wanna get weighed ", she says.

So they get their weight guessed, ride some more rides, play the games, etc.

What do you want to do next he asks. "I wanna get weighed" she says.

So they go get their weight guessed again.

Rode the rides, etc etc.

Finally the girl asks to go home.

Her mother says: "You are home early dear. Didn't you have a good time?"

"It was wowsie momma, wowsie"