.....from the Cat Files.....

..just wondering.....
If a ram is a sheep, and an ass is a donkey, why is a ram in the ass a goose?
If you placed a refrigerator in a climatically sealed room and left it running with the door open, would the room get hotter or colder?
Why are flamingo's pink and their knees are on backwards?
Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself could not lift it?
What's the shortest route around an island?
If you are travelling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
If you ate your own foot, would you lose weight?
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
What is Braille for "Braille"?
Have you ever thought of all the wholes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Do babies think adults are cute?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If you unscrewed your bellybutton, would you ass fall off?
If you melt a pool full of dry ice, can you swim in it without getting wet?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
If Barbie is so dang popular, why do you have to buy all of her friends?
If you are standing directly on the line between two time zones, and it is 12:00 on one side and 1:00 on the other, is it 12:30 where you are standing?
Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?