Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work,your bahs is gonna far you!"

Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

Usage: "You wanna beg for your groceries?"

Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

Usage: "He's did, Jim."

Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

Usage: "That Southern fraud chicken sure was good."

Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"

Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.

Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."

Usage: "Them Gainesville boys sure are ignert!"

Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the Florida State University?"

GUFF - Noun. A deep chasm.

Usage: "Juicy the Guff of Mexico?"

Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."

Usage: "My fellow Markins..."

Usage: "Ju like meringue?"

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

Usage: "View seen the new Ford Taurus? Now that's a nascar!"

Usage: "This pecan pa is the best ah ever et."

Usage: "If ya don't pay th' 'lectric cumpny, they shut off yer par."

Usage: "What kinda deal you gonna make me on that paramour?"

Usage: "That there prom dress sho is purty, but it is not worth the pross."

Usage: "Son, fetch me ma raffle."

Usage: "There ain't no raisin to be actin' thatta way."

Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

Usage: "Y'all going out to Talledega to see the rice?"

FORD - Preposition. To advance.

Usage: "The rool markins wanna see this country move ford."

VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.

Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

Usage: "Honey, sensuous up, could you get me another beer?"

Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eifel Tire in Paris sometime."

SQUARSH - noun. A vegetable (also verb - to flatten).

Usage: "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you don't know where its been!"

Usage: "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch, Roll, and Y'all."

BEG - Adverb. Not small.

Usage: "Yewsten's a beg, beg city."