.....from the Cat Files.....

* Introduction to Chinese *
Ai Bang Mai Ne-------I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu----------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat----------You need a face lift
Dum Gai--------------A stupid person
Gun Pao Der----------An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung--------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding-------Have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Kum Hia--------------Approach me
Lao Ze Sho-----------Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi---------------Not very good
Lin Ching------------An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding--------A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn---------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai-------------A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be--------A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne---------A small horse
Ten Ding Ba----------Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung---------A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan--------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah---------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim-----------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting------There is no reason to raise your voice