.....from the Cat Files.....

Kids Give Funny Answers
Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they journals of amusing things their students have written in papers.

Here are a few examples:

* The future of "I give" is "I take."
* The parts of speech are lungs and air.
* The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
* A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
* Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
* (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
* A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
* The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
* A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.
* Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
* The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.
* The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
* We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.
* One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
* A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.
* One by-product of raising cattle is calves.
* To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.
* The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
* The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
* Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.
* The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
* Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
* The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
* In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
* Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
* In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.
* A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.