"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"

"None" replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well the answer is four" said the teacher, " but I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now.

If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?".

"Well" said the teacher nervously," I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No" said Little Johnny," the one with the wedding ring on her finger, " but I like the way you are thinking!!!".