Did you cheat on your wife?"

The first guy says "No, I never cheated on my wife"

St. Peter says "okay, here is a Cadillac to drive around in heaven."

The second guy says "Yeah, man, I cheated on her ONCE, but I REALLY REGRETTED it".

St. Peter says "Okay, here is a golf cart to drive around in heaven."

The third guy says "Yeah, I cheated on my wife a lot and I never regretted it."

St. Peter says "Okay, here is a bicycle for you to drive around in heaven."

So the 3 guys go their separate ways.

A few days later the guy on the golf cart and the guy on the bicycle find the guy with the Cadillac sitting on the side of the road crying......

They go up to him and ask,

"Hey man, what`s wrong, you got the Cadillac didn`t you?"

And he says "Yeah, but I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard."