Every time they went the old man would fall asleep and the old woman would bring her knitting with her.

The parish priest didn't mind the old woman bringing her knitting because she would still listen to his sermon, but he was not happy with the old man falling asleep everytime.

This particular Sunday, the priest thought he would catch the old man off guard.

He called out his name and asked the question: "Who died on the cross?".

The wife then poked her husband with the knitting needle.

He jumped up and yelled "JESUS CHRIST"!.

The priest was still determined to get the old man off guard so he called out his name again asking: "Who created the earth?".

The wife poked her husband again and the old man jumped up and yelled "GOOD LORD!".

This time the priest thought he would ask him a harder question such as: "What did EVE say after she had her fourth child ?".

The wife again poked her husband, he jumped up real fast and shouted "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll wrap it around your neck !".