.....from the Cat Files.....

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY
1 He had only one major publication.
2 It was in Hebrew.
3 It had no refrences.
4 It wasn't published in a refereed journal
5 Some doubt he even wrote it himself
6 It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7 His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
8 The Scientific comunity has had a hard time replicating his results
9 He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects
10 When one experement went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11 When subjects didn't behave as predicted he deleted them from the sample
12 He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book
13 Some say he had his son teach the class
14 He expelled his first two students for learning.
15 Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests
16 His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.