A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN...

AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT...

MEG WAS THE NAME OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND

AND GIG WAS YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPRIGHT

NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS

AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES

AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT

A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW

A CURSOR USED PROFANITY

A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO

MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE

A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT

AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2" FLOPPY YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT

COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE

AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE

LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE

HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD

A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED

AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE

CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE

PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE

A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME

AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU

I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD

I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD