They came to a room and walked in and there was a guy there masturbating.

The new doctor thought this was pretty strange but thought it ever more odd that the guy just kept on going even after they walked in.

The older doctor checked his vital signs and asked him a couple of questions and then they walked out like nothing was happening.

The new doctor said to the older doctor, "Didn't you think that guy masturbating was a little strange?" and the older doctor said, "Oh, no, he has a condition where he's alergic to his own semen, and therefore he must continually work to get it out."

So on they go to the next room, a few doors down, and when they walk in the young doctor sees a guy sitting on the table with a nurse down on her knees giving him oral sex.

Again the older doctor does his little routine and they walk out.

The young doctor can't believe what he saw.

"What in the world is going on with that?" he says.

"Oh," the older doctor says, "he's got the same thing as the other guy.

He just has better insurance!