.....from the Cat Files.....

The Complete Tan
A throughly-tanned man was admiring himself in his full-length mirror when suddenly he realized that the only part of his body that wasn't tanned was his penis.
He decided that he should do something about it, so later that day he went to the beach and buried himself in the sand, with only his penis exposed.
Two elderly ladies came shuffling along the beach and noticed the protruding penis.
One of the ladies poked it with her cane, and said to the other, "You know, there's no justice in this world."
The other lady said, "What's that supposed to mean?", to which the first lady replied,
"When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And now I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild... ........And I'm too old to squat!"